donderdag 11 augustus 2011

Droomclub constructie. Immers never walks alone


Hi this is Fergie

Hi Mr Ferguson this is Martin van Geel from Feyenoord.



Ajax fired you? We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

No jokes about my name please Sir

Allright let's talk business or women

Haaheehaa, we need your help Sir

Ok, what does it take and what does it give?

Well you buy Lex Immers from ADO because you are the manager of a dreamclub for € 800.000 sign him to a juniorcontract and then you immediately sell him to us for an undisclosed sum of € 1.300.000 calling it a rental agreement.
The difference we split Sir

How much would that be in pounds?

About the same because of London riots

Ok Martin do you still have my swissbank account number?

I prefer taking the Cypriot route this time around sir Alec.

Ok. By the way when do we have to step in to the Fer bidding against the Mustardmen?

Just wait a couple of weeks sir Alec. Let's tease them Tukkers a little bit more.

I love your southern accent Martin! How's your wife doing and the Legioen. We could certainly use those brave men here now. And that Mulder, he looks as dumb as van der Sar, is it something? Come on Martin let's sing: You neeeeeever walk alone

Well Sir if you do not mind in remembrance of Jhonny Hoes I prefer Hand in Hand Comrades

Het werd stil aan de andere kant van de lijn toen Martin met zijn zuidelijke accent het hand in hand kameraden inzette:

Hand in hand kameraden hand in hand voor Feyenoord1 geen woooooorden maar daaaaaden leve Feyenoord1



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